veterans day jokes 2022

Best Funny Veterans Day jokes 2022: One liner Jokes for army and Navy

Many people like to wish other people this day by sending messages, jokes, images, funny things, and memes related to Veterans Day. You can also get a lot of ideas to wish people through jokes and messages etc. there are many jokes elaborated but here you can get or obtain the best ones you want to get for the navy are military forces.

Veterans Day jokes 2022

To please the navy, army, and military forces men a lot of people used to share messages. Different people share different things and wish the people in a different way just like some people send messages, some used to share pictures and memes etc with their loved ones, friends and family members. The entire nationalists Celebrate Veterans Day according to their desires and wishes.

veterans day jokes 2022

“Why did you choose to shoot less on battlefields?”
I smiled and said, “Our captain charge $30 per bullet missing the targets (enemy) perhaps I only managed to save $30 this year”


The reason for celebrating this day as a veteran day is the first world war of the America in which a lot of veterans and civilians lost their lives. And on 11th of November at 11’O clock the major conflict of First World War were ended.

Due to this the president announced to celebrate this day and in 1919, 11th of November first time the Veterans Day was celebrated and after that every year on 11th of November this day is celebrated in America.

Here are some Best veterans Day jokes:

John’s Father brought home new soldiers but they can’t fight, why? “They were all toy soldiers”

The true meaning of army: Aren’t Ready for Marines Yet
ARMY: A Recruiter Misled You
– Liviu Negulescu
An Army officer who always took a bribe and got dismissed yesterday was asked to say what ARMY stands for. But to everyone’s surprise, this man said, “Air(Force) Rejected Me Yesterday”.

Veterans Day 2022 One Liner jokes:

Numerous people love to share some funny things and do some funniest acts too. This is the reason due to which they need to make the jokes. Here we are providing you different ideas and one-liner jokes for Veterans Day which would be helpful for you.

NATO Commander in the desert. asked a group of troops.

“if you found a scorpion in your tent. What would you do?” ARMY said “I would throw a boot at it.” Marine said” I would pick it up by the tail/stinger & eat it. Air Force said “I would call Room service & ask why is there a tent in my Room?”

In a middle of a movie, Vincent asked Felix why the sailors can’t play cards. I answered, “Their captain was sitting on the deck”.

You can obtain different jokes over here for free and without charge. If you are interested in sharing jokes as well as funny photos with the help of social media apps like Facebook, Whatsapp, and Instagram etc then you don’t need to take tension because they are able to be shared easily.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.”

“Thank you very much, sir.”

Veterans Day 2022 Jokes for Army

Any of your family member, friend or any loved one is in the army then it is the best idea to wish and be grateful of them. It will be fantastic if you are going to do some kind of funniest thing with them.

One day a general came into town.

“Everyone obey me!” he yelled. But the towns people all just shrugged. Then the general yelled again “do push ups!”. The towns people just shrugged again. Wait a minute, is everyone married? Then the townspeople’s wives looked out the window. Wink wink.

The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided to personally recruit some pilots and he saw two young twins.

He looked at the first young man and asked: “Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?”

The young man looks at him and says: “I’m a pilot!”

The General gets all excited, turns to his aide and says: “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!”

The aide hustles the young man off. The General looks at the second young man and asks: “What skills to you bring to the Air Force?”

The young man says: “I chop wood!”

“Son,” the general replies: “We don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?”

“I chop wood!”

“Young man,” huffs the general, “You are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!”

“Well,” the young man says, “You hired my brother!”

“Of course we did,” says the general, “He’s a pilot!”

The young man rolls his eyes and says: “So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!”

Along with jokes you will also be given or you can also obtain the related pictures and memes. The pictures and photos that are provided are HD images that you can share through different apps of social media like Twitter, Instagram and Facebook etc.

The ARMY said to the marines. Eat the apple and the Hell with the Corp
– Frank Gallardo U.S. ARMY

You don’t need to take tension about the charges and cost of downloading the memes and pictures related to the Veterans Day. All of the things available here are free of cost.

Veterans Day 2022 Jokes for Navy

You can also share the jokes and memes with your friends that have joined the navy force. Here you will obtain all kind of jokes which you like. There will be dirty jokes as well as one liner jokes, jokes with photos plus jokes with the help of memes.

All the jokes present here are free of charge. You can easily download these without any cost and then share them among your family and friends.

U.S.M.C.= United States Mommy’s Crybabies
– Frank Gallardo U.S. ARMY

During training exercises, the Lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel.

“Your car stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. “Yours is.”

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